PARENTS COMPLAIN ABOUT LONG WAIT FOR LOCAL COMPANY'S TEEN CAPSULE

TWO YEAR WAITING LIST FOR WASHOUGAL COMPANY'S NEW TEENAGER TIME CAPSULE TOO LONG SAY FRUSTRATED PARENTS


"Parents love our product because they avoid the rebellious teenage years.  You simply place the teen in the soundproof time capsule and then put it in the shed or corner of the garage until they're 23 or so.  Unfortunately, demand for the CanTeen capsule has outstripped supply.  We're making them as fast as we can."  
CanTeen CEO Muffin Nooberhoff