LOCAL SPORTS EQUIPMENT MANUFACTURER TO BEGIN SELLING PRE-BENT CLUBS FOR GOLFERS WITH ANGER MANAGEMENT ISSUES

Angry Portland golfer Futz
Delahee tries out a club made
by Camas sports equipment 
manufacturer Mad in Plaid

"I bought a set of Mad in Plaid clubs after I fractured my (expletive) ulna whacking my mother-(expletive) putter on a (expletive) tree.  These are pre-bent so I don't have to (expletive) whack them.  I (expletive) love them." 
Golfer Futz Delahee, 40