MALL DIRECTORY'S ERRONEOUS "YOU ARE HERE" ARROWS NEARLY LEAD TO TRAGEDY

LOST MAN ASSISTED BY FRIENDLY LENSCRAFTERS CLERK AFTER SPENDING TWO DAYS DISORIENTED IN VANCOUVER MALL 

"It was a nightmare.  The mall directory told me I was there, but I wasn't.  Apparently, I was somewhere else."  Wendell Cripe, 65

"I personally checked the "You Are Here" arrow he claimed was wrong and found it to be correct--I was there."
Vancouver Mall Facilities Manager Borg DeBorg