PORTLAND AD AGENCY FIRES EMPLOYEES, HIRES THEIR PETS FOLLOWING "BRING YOUR DOG TO WORK" EXPERIMENT

MANAGEMENT:  DOGS HAD HIGHER ATTENDANCE AND WORKED HARDER THAN THEIR OWNERS

"The animals were terrific, but I can't say the same for our employees.  We ended up firing our slacker Assistant Creative Director Blix Funderburg and giving his job to his dog Beans.  Beans showed up on time every day."
Clorox Whoovner, Vice-Administrative Strategist, Sprugstead and Associates