ODOT UNVEILS PLAN FOR FOILING DRIVERS TRYING TO AVOID CRC TOLLS

INTERSTATE 205 BRIDGE PAVEMENT TO BE TORN OUT 
STATE HOPES RUTTED, DUSTY ROAD SURFACE WILL DISCOURAGE THOSE TRYING TO AVOID TOLLS ON NEW I-5 BRIDGE

Edited image depicts dirt surface on Glenn Jackson I-205 bridge 

"Sure, drivers can avoid the tolls and take the 205 bridge for free, but they better enjoy going to the car wash."

ODOT Spokesman Ellis "Ding" Dong