BPA SAYS PROPOSED POWER LINES COULD BENEFIT LOCAL COMMUTERS

BPA artist's conception of proposed people mover 

COMPANY OFFERS TO INSTALL AERIAL PEOPLE MOVER IF PROPOSED 
500 KILOVOLT LINE APPROVED

"It would be a boon for commuters.  They'd glide along quickly and silently above the ground with their hair standing on end."  BPA spokesperson Chiclet Duardo