ORCHARDS MAN ATTACKED BY HIS OWN CHICKENS

Lester Creighton of Orchards shows his injuries
following attack by his chickens

"I was mimicking them--you know, flapping my arms and going 'bock, bock, bock' when all of a sudden, they just went crazy.  I didn't mean anything by it.  I always thought chickens were nice, but, boy, was I wrong.  I think they should apologize."  Lester Creighton, 42