DIGITAL 3D URINALS A FAILURE SAYS CINETOPIA OWNER

"I thought that with 3D and a 60-inch screen, these digital urinals would add some pizzazz to the whole high-tech theater restroom experience, but we're constantly having to mop the floor. I guess we'll just go back to porcelain. It was an expensive experiment."
Oleander deWilgefurd, Cinetopia manager